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As a cry for help tonight in facing another UK winter I decided to commit myself to Death By Puttanesca.

Figures don't go high enough to measure just how much Tagliatelle fell into the void that is/was my stomach/soul.

I will probably die now; yet...open.spotify.com/track/6ZM2gbb26eSdzFNXOfd1CF

As a cry for help tonight in facing another UK winter I decided to commit myself to Death By Puttanesca.

Figures don't go high enough to measure just how much Tagliatelle fell into the void that is/was my stomach/soul.

I will probably die now; yet another casualty of that callous bastard Lloyd Grossman and his weirdly spoken minions.

I would like this track played my my funeral as it's long enough for my massive sagging coffin to be half lifted/half dragged into a 6ft hole.

Wide. A 6ft wide hole.

The Event has been a challenge to the idea of an Ocean Sports Club due to the focus on family 'bubbles' which leaves individuals out there, isolated and possibly having to ring a bell and proclaim 'unclean' in order to enter any venue to beg for water.

So this I think is where I step up.

If it can't work one way then it will work another.

I've a clear idea of what I want (and an even clearer idea of what I don't) and The Event has barely slowed me down.

Bear with; there will be an adjustment in society (there has to be) and there will be opportunity as a result.

And then, when the dust settles, there will be The OSC.

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