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Well this is BeachPeople so you're gonna get beach photos - wanna fight about it?

Today was officially declared by The Queen as being the most perfect October beach day ever and they are going to make a gold coin or a fish soup to commemorate it, called either Bournemouth Bullion or Bouillon (I... Show more

Well this is BeachPeople so you're gonna get beach photos - wanna fight about it? Today was officially declared by The Queen as being the most perfect October beach day ever and they are going to make a gold coin or a fish soup to commemorate it, called either Bournemouth Bullion or Bouillon (I wasn’t really concentrating at the presentation as they had a free bar). Cycling from Whitecliff/Lilliput (I’ve lived here 3 years and I still have no idea where I am officially) to Southbourne and back on the white back (Shiny Red Bicycle is proving to be a prima donna when it comes to maintenance) was a joy – only one family of five walking side by side holding hands (little dad syndrome – LDS – if it’s not a thing now it will be soon) to block the prom THAT IS ALSO A CYCLE PATH PEOPLE and only one dog only on a thirty foot line to contend with... meaning 99.98% of people were not arseholes today – result! I finished the day watching the sunset in front of Parkstone Yacht Club (not in it, obviously, I may be a full member but I’m not a parent) and I sensed a disturbance in the farce because I was joined by another full member (I’m trying not to smirk at that term) so he could escape the Yacht Club cum Creche (snarf) that the £5m building *built and paid for by yachtsmen since 1865* has become. The planet will not be destroyed by meteor or nuclear war, global warming or plague. It will be destroyed by Parents With Leverage turning anything worthwhile into a playground for their children. I’m praying for anything but the final option as at least life will have some meaning to the survivors. As to what the surfers were limbering up for is anyone's guess. .. Well this is BeachPeople so you're gonna get beach photos - wanna fight about it? Today was officially declared by The Queen as being the most perfect October beach day ever and they are going to make a gold coin or a fish soup to commemorate it, called either Bournemouth Bullion or Bouillon (I wasn’t really concentrating at the presentation as they had a free bar). Cycling from Whitecliff/Lilliput (I’ve lived here 3 years and I still have no idea where I am officially) to Southbourne and back on the white back (Shiny Red Bicycle is proving to be a prima donna when it comes to maintenance) was a joy – only one family of five walking side by side holding hands (little dad syndrome – LDS – if it’s not a thing now it will be soon) to block the prom THAT IS ALSO A CYCLE PATH PEOPLE and only one dog only on a thirty foot line to contend with... meaning 99.98% of people were not arseholes today – result! I finished the day watching the sunset in front of Parkstone Yacht Club (not in it, obviously, I may be a full member but I’m not a parent) and I sensed a disturbance in the farce because I was joined by another full member (I’m trying not to smirk at that term) so he could escape the Yacht Club cum Creche (snarf) that the £5m building *built and paid for by yachtsmen since 1865* has become. The planet will not be destroyed by meteor or nuclear war, global warming or plague. It will be destroyed by Parents With Leverage turning anything worthwhile into a playground for their children. I’m praying for anything but the final option as at least life will have some meaning to the survivors. As to what the surfers were limbering up for is anyone's guess. .. Well this is BeachPeople so you're gonna get beach photos - wanna fight about it? Today was officially declared by The Queen as being the most perfect October beach day ever and they are going to make a gold coin or a fish soup to commemorate it, called either Bournemouth Bullion or Bouillon (I wasn’t really concentrating at the presentation as they had a free bar). Cycling from Whitecliff/Lilliput (I’ve lived here 3 years and I still have no idea where I am officially) to Southbourne and back on the white back (Shiny Red Bicycle is proving to be a prima donna when it comes to maintenance) was a joy – only one family of five walking side by side holding hands (little dad syndrome – LDS – if it’s not a thing now it will be soon) to block the prom THAT IS ALSO A CYCLE PATH PEOPLE and only one dog only on a thirty foot line to contend with... meaning 99.98% of people were not arseholes today – result! I finished the day watching the sunset in front of Parkstone Yacht Club (not in it, obviously, I may be a full member but I’m not a parent) and I sensed a disturbance in the farce because I was joined by another full member (I’m trying not to smirk at that term) so he could escape the Yacht Club cum Creche (snarf) that the £5m building *built and paid for by yachtsmen since 1865* has become. The planet will not be destroyed by meteor or nuclear war, global warming or plague. It will be destroyed by Parents With Leverage turning anything worthwhile into a playground for their children. I’m praying for anything but the final option as at least life will have some meaning to the survivors. As to what the surfers were limbering up for is anyone's guess. .. Well this is BeachPeople so you're gonna get beach photos - wanna fight about it? Today was officially declared by The Queen as being the most perfect October beach day ever and they are going to make a gold coin or a fish soup to commemorate it, called either Bournemouth Bullion or Bouillon (I wasn’t really concentrating at the presentation as they had a free bar). Cycling from Whitecliff/Lilliput (I’ve lived here 3 years and I still have no idea where I am officially) to Southbourne and back on the white back (Shiny Red Bicycle is proving to be a prima donna when it comes to maintenance) was a joy – only one family of five walking side by side holding hands (little dad syndrome – LDS – if it’s not a thing now it will be soon) to block the prom THAT IS ALSO A CYCLE PATH PEOPLE and only one dog only on a thirty foot line to contend with... meaning 99.98% of people were not arseholes today – result! I finished the day watching the sunset in front of Parkstone Yacht Club (not in it, obviously, I may be a full member but I’m not a parent) and I sensed a disturbance in the farce because I was joined by another full member (I’m trying not to smirk at that term) so he could escape the Yacht Club cum Creche (snarf) that the £5m building *built and paid for by yachtsmen since 1865* has become. The planet will not be destroyed by meteor or nuclear war, global warming or plague. It will be destroyed by Parents With Leverage turning anything worthwhile into a playground for their children. I’m praying for anything but the final option as at least life will have some meaning to the survivors. As to what the surfers were limbering up for is anyone's guess. .. Well this is BeachPeople so you're gonna get beach photos - wanna fight about it? Today was officially declared by The Queen as being the most perfect October beach day ever and they are going to make a gold coin or a fish soup to commemorate it, called either Bournemouth Bullion or Bouillon (I wasn’t really concentrating at the presentation as they had a free bar). Cycling from Whitecliff/Lilliput (I’ve lived here 3 years and I still have no idea where I am officially) to Southbourne and back on the white back (Shiny Red Bicycle is proving to be a prima donna when it comes to maintenance) was a joy – only one family of five walking side by side holding hands (little dad syndrome – LDS – if it’s not a thing now it will be soon) to block the prom THAT IS ALSO A CYCLE PATH PEOPLE and only one dog only on a thirty foot line to contend with... meaning 99.98% of people were not arseholes today – result! I finished the day watching the sunset in front of Parkstone Yacht Club (not in it, obviously, I may be a full member but I’m not a parent) and I sensed a disturbance in the farce because I was joined by another full member (I’m trying not to smirk at that term) so he could escape the Yacht Club cum Creche (snarf) that the £5m building *built and paid for by yachtsmen since 1865* has become. The planet will not be destroyed by meteor or nuclear war, global warming or plague. It will be destroyed by Parents With Leverage turning anything worthwhile into a playground for their children. I’m praying for anything but the final option as at least life will have some meaning to the survivors. As to what the surfers were limbering up for is anyone's guess. ..
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